Category: Funny SMS

Larki wale: aap ka beta kiya karta hai ?
Larke ki amma ne kaha: Mera beta Rozana
3 rupee.62 paise mein 500 sms karta hai.

Question.  Wo kon sa department hy jis me aurat kam nhi kr skti,

Answer. FIRE BRIGADE,  Q K!   Aurato ka kam Aag Bujhana Nahi,

Aag lgana    Hy…

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
:D

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

3 Monkeys ran 4m zoo

1st found watching TV

2nd found playing footbal

n 3rd?

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No friend, it’s not u

Hamesha aisa hi q sochty ho?Wo mil nai raha

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive