Category: Funny SMS

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha

Ay mry Mola!

Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon

Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai

Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”

tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Height of Mess!!

You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm.

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& make a spelling mistake!!..