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Hi all,
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st ;)
In order to get job in a good company,
A boy need 100%talent
But
A girl need only 4% talent remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )
=96%
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,
kya karu ??
Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,
Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
-Concept of Cricketers –
Afridi: Do Or Die
Gayle: Do Before You Die
Gilgrist: Don’t Die Until You Do
&
Misbah ul Haq: Play Until Bowlers Die !!;-)
Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken.
Waiter: French or Chinese?
Sardar: Jjèrra mrzi lè aa, mèin kèrra oday nal gallaan krniya nè…….
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”
Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
