Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
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3 Monkeys ran 4m Zoo
3 Monkeys ran 4m zoo
1st found watching TV
2nd found playing footbal
n 3rd?
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No friend, it’s not u
Hamesha aisa hi q sochty ho?Wo mil nai raha
Teri girl friend gaye bazar
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
Happy Load Shedding
Me teno samjhawa ki.
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Na tere bajo lagda g.
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To ki jane pyar mera.
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Me karan intazar tera.
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O shit light chali gai warna pori video post krti.
Happy load sheding.
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo …
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Kehdo un parhne walon se
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
1 pathan airhostess se
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…