Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
I may come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
school test or DNA test
Dad: Whats your result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.
Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.
Variety of Work
Young man,
do you think you can handle a variety of work?
“I ought to be able to.
I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?