Category: Funny SMS

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow

1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge

tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein

gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe

aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass

“GLAD FEEL KARO”

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul

4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

Golden Words By Drivers

¤Tu lang ja sadi khair ay.

¤zid na kr GUJAR aap bara zidi ay.

¤Horn do rasta lo.

¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr.

¤ Nasib apna apna.

¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.

¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rksha chalaya.

¤Plat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,

Agr tu honda rakhta hai to chingchi hum b rkhte hain.

¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.

¤Mere sajan dua krna.

¤Hum chalay dunia jalay.

¤No wait no late.

¤Chal pgli