why always me
Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
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How do u spell crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Susti ki intiha
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
Books And Study
A pathan said to his friend
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
Pathan lost his cheque book!
Pathan løst his cheque book!
Manager:
“U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”
Pathan:
“How can any1 sign?
I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!
tufan ka muqabla
MUHABBAT
ISHQ
PYAR
Ye 3 cheezen har tufan ka muqabla kar sakti hain
Magar 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai,
Aur
Wo
Hai
“ABBAY DI JUTTI”;-)
galian khany my tum akele nahi ho FARAZ
galian khany my tum akele nahi ho FARAZ
suna hy k koi Zardari bhi hy wah wah