Category: Funny SMS

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)

MUHABBAT

ISHQ

PYAR

Ye 3 cheezen har tufan ka muqabla kar sakti hain

Magar 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai,

Aur
Wo
Hai

“ABBAY DI JUTTI”;-)

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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Santa:yar tumne school
Ana kyu chhod diya?
Bnta: yar actually mere
dad keh rahe the ek hi
jagah bar-bar jane se
izzat kam ho jati hai!

A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!