Break Their Bones
Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it. :-(
Break their bones. :-p
They have 206 of them. :-D
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A lawyer to another lawyer
A lawyer to another lawyer
i have fight the case of my client
he was accused to handling fake currency
so i win the case and set free my client
but when he paid my fee
this is also in the fake currency
multi boyfrnds
Today’s girl havng multi Boyfrndz::
Jaaz Boyfrnd: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)
Ufone Boyfrnd: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)
Zong Boyfrnd: tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun,,,kya kahun?
Girl: sab keh do
Telenor Boyfrnd: kya har larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: yahi hai dhun sab ki.
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !
Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…â€-hai
Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket
After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni :)
Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein
Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Aadhi Mar Gai hoon
Mujhy Lene kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: 15 Din Baad
What a beautiful night
Drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon.
Other drunk: U are wrong, thats not the moon, that’s the sun.
Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;
they stopped him,
Sir,pls help settle our argument?
Tell us what is that up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”
3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.