Category: Funny SMS

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Aadhi Mar Gai hoon

Mujhy Lene kab Aa Rahe Ho?

Husband: 15 Din Baad

Drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon.

Other drunk: U are wrong, thats not the moon, that’s the sun.

Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;

they stopped him,

Sir,pls help settle our argument?

Tell us what is that up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!