give me sweet kiss
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
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lesson for engineering students
What’s the lesson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?
Engineering parh kar b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti ha.;-)
Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!
Pathan:Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!
Shopkeepr: Par computer mei inka kya kaam?
Pthan: Oye yara hum ko computer mei Window lagana hai.
a dancer in night club
A dancer in night club bends.
An American puts $100 into her penty.
A british puts $200 into her penty.
A sardar takes his ATM card swipes
between her ass and takes $300.
Moral: SINGH IS KING
Work Only For MONEY
Work Only For MONEY
The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:
I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyalty,
Hire A DOG.
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
1 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Funny Washroom Songs
Washroom Songs!
In Case Of Normal:
“Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia”
In Case Of Lose Motions:
“Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”
In Case Of Kabz:
“Na Tu Aay Gi
Na Hi Chain Ayega”
In Case Of Gas Trouble:
“Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De”
Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom
Juda Ho K Bi
Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.