An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”
live concert at sky
Live Concert At SKY
*Dancer MICHEAL JAKSON
*SINGERS Noor Jahan, Nusrat Fateh
*POETRY BY Faraz
For Free Ticket
apne kareebi switch mein ungli dal dein
Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
when I want to listen you
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.
SMS For Sania Mirza Shadi
From now on SMS menas
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
Because
SM= Sania Mirza
SM= Shoaib Malik
send me sms otherwise
“OYAEY”
Msg Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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M
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MA
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MAA
MAA
MAARZI Yaar !
Naaa Bheij
koyi zabardasti thori hai..!
Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay
Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p
You Must Be Kidding
Boy: My father’s name is
LAUGHING and my mother’s
name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be kidding?
Boy: No, That’s my brother.
I’m JOKING….