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.:STUDENT LIFE K USOOL:.
*-Apny BED sy pyar kro, yh tumhara QILLA hy. :)
*-Din ko aram kro ta k tm rat me chain se so sko. :D
*-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao. B-)
*-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy. ;)
*-Agr tumhe parhny ka dil chahy to beth jao or us wakt tk bhetay
raho jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!
Theif 2: I’m so tired,
We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why does not it rain on you?
gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB
Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :
I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
.
.
.
.
tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Our Brain Memory Status
OUR BRAIN: 5% names
3% phone numbers
2% stuff we should know for college or school
And
90% song lyrics. :D :D
Read each word from right side.
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
latnem
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
egassem
neve
s’tI
nettirw
ylesrever
and
You’ve proved it…!
