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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Shadeed Garmi mein
Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.
Ek Faqeer aaya,
sab se Bheek Li aur
Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!
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What an IDEA.. ;-)
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”
( ".) < )______, - - . L L .,:,. SORRY, I was not able to bear my dear, your inbox was empty So i did it there
Sometimes things look so romantic in Urdu:
Mai Kho Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mai, Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao.
Now try in english:
I M LOST IN UR LOVE, NOW U GET LOST:-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
