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A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
We will now upgrade your brain,
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Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window…
I look down & then… i laugh again
An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay
