jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
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Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
.:STUDENT LIFE K USOOL:.
*-Apny BED sy pyar kro, yh tumhara QILLA hy. :)
*-Din ko aram kro ta k tm rat me chain se so sko. :D
*-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao. B-)
*-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy. ;)
*-Agr tumhe parhny ka dil chahy to beth jao or us wakt tk bhetay
raho jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!
Theif 2: I’m so tired,
We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow
gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB
Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why does not it rain on you?
Read each word from right side.
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
latnem
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
egassem
neve
s’tI
nettirw
ylesrever
and
You’ve proved it…!