Category: Funny SMS

Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!

Theif 2: I’m so tired,

We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow

gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB

Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Our Brain Memory Status

OUR BRAIN: 5% names

3% phone numbers

2% stuff we should know for college or school
And

90% song lyrics. :D :D

Read each word from right side.

A

suomaf

rotcod

dlot

em

taht

ylno

latnem

stneitap

evah

eht

tnelat

ot

daer

egassem

neve

s’tI

nettirw

ylesrever

and

You’ve proved it…!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya.

After operation DR Askd:

Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao,

Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,

badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.