Category: Funny SMS

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

IPL rejects only 11 Pakistani Player.

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Sania Mirza rejects whole India.

GEO SANIA

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Hamesha,

Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

Apne alfaz me baat kro.

Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

Aur phir dekhna,

1 din sari dunia kahe gi.

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“Kanjar kise di nai manda”

Y does Monkey

like

pepsi?

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Y?

Y?

Y?

Leave it ……

its ur personal..

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

How to grow up a baby

to make him absolutely honest,

lovable, funny, truthful

and an extremely intelligent kid

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Well, ask my parents.

M U H A B B A T

I S H Q

P Y A R

or

Dosti

Ye 4cheezen hr tufan ka muqabila kr skti hain

Mgr 1cheez in sb ko khtm kr skti hy

Aur

Wo

Hy

“ABBy di JUTti”