Category: Funny SMS

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

IPL rejects only 11 Pakistani Player.

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Sania Mirza rejects whole India.

GEO SANIA

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Hamesha,

Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

Apne alfaz me baat kro.

Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

Aur phir dekhna,

1 din sari dunia kahe gi.

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“Kanjar kise di nai manda”

Y does Monkey

like

pepsi?

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Y?

Y?

Y?

Leave it ……

its ur personal..

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

How to grow up a baby

to make him absolutely honest,

lovable, funny, truthful

and an extremely intelligent kid

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Well, ask my parents.

M U H A B B A T

I S H Q

P Y A R

or

Dosti

Ye 4cheezen hr tufan ka muqabila kr skti hain

Mgr 1cheez in sb ko khtm kr skti hy

Aur

Wo

Hy

“ABBy di JUTti”

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.