Category: Funny SMS

Hamesha,

Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

Apne alfaz me baat kro.

Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

Aur phir dekhna,

1 din sari dunia kahe gi.

.
.

.

.

.

.

.

“Kanjar kise di nai manda”

Y does Monkey

like

pepsi?

.

.

.

.

Y?

Y?

Y?

Leave it ……

its ur personal..

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

M U H A B B A T

I S H Q

P Y A R

or

Dosti

Ye 4cheezen hr tufan ka muqabila kr skti hain

Mgr 1cheez in sb ko khtm kr skti hy

Aur

Wo

Hy

“ABBy di JUTti”

How to grow up a baby

to make him absolutely honest,

lovable, funny, truthful

and an extremely intelligent kid

.

.

.

Well, ask my parents.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

Who is a boy?
.
A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
.
he starts compromising at a very tender age.
.
He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.
.
Boy’s life is tough and full of sacrifice.
.
.
.
.
joke finished u can laugh now:D :) :D

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)