beauty parlour slogan
The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.
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A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Good And Bad News
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead……….
Pakistan Is The Only Country
Amazing Marketing
Pakistan is the only Country,
where an organization spends
millions on advertising
to reduce the use of its product
It’s WAPDA.
Load Sheding Me Jala Lena
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GIFT 4U
Load sheding me jala lena
Qk
hum apki zindagi mai andhera nahi dekh skte,
many kilometers away from me
You are many kilometers away from me but
i am still watching you are every movement through
3 different Sources.
1.Cartoon network
2.Animal planet
3.National geography.
theater for operation
A MBBS student first time enter
the Operation theater for operation.
After Operation, he came out and prayed.
Ya Allah, pehla gift bheja hai, Qabool karna :-)
Please Hurry Up
Best quote of this generation…
“Oh GOD, give me patience…..
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But Please Hurry Up!” ;-)
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faraz ny coke pe
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Hat jao aj faraz ny coke pe li ha .
Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!