Category: Funny SMS

Universal Lies

1. I’m not drunk.
2. I won’t hurt you.
3. Lets’ stay friends.
4. She’s just a friend.
5. I lost your number.
6. I need time to myself.
7. I’ll start a diet tomorrow.

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

I studied everything but never topped

and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.

(Bill Gates)

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Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-)

(Asif Ali Zardari.)

Miaaoou!

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Meeaaou!

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Meaoou!

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Meeaoou!

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Meeaoou!

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( @ ! @ )
( =¥= )

Boht khob!

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“Humari billi
Humi ko meeaou

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

1 Mirasi glti se roza rkh betha

12 bje usne bete

se kha: dekho

suraj duba?

Ni aba

3 bje:duba kya?

Ni

4 bje:surj duba?

Ni

Mirasi:A Aj Mainu

lay k e duby ga