Dead Birds never Fly
Once an Old Man was in Hurry,
He forget to Zip up his Pent.
A Girl said: Your Zip is open.
Old Man said: Don’t Worry!
Dead Birds never Fly…
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nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
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“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
i salute you
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
Love Sale Hota Hai
College Ki Galyon Main Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai…
Class K Bahanay Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai
Notes Ke Jagah Love Sale Hota Hai…
Iss Liye To PAPPU Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.
All flowers are sweet but
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
3 engineer and 1 barber
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
Open with Love…
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
nice nurse
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
Door kahin ek basti thi
Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)