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Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.
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Boy’s life is tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished u can laugh now:D :) :D
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Once an Old Man was in Hurry,
He forget to Zip up his Pent.
A Girl said: Your Zip is open.
Old Man said: Don’t Worry!
Dead Birds never Fly…
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
College Ki Galyon Main Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai…
Class K Bahanay Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai
Notes Ke Jagah Love Sale Hota Hai…
Iss Liye To PAPPU Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
