how to grow up a baby
How to grow up a baby
to make him absolutely honest,
lovable, funny, truthful
and an extremely intelligent kid
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Well, ask my parents.
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Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
Who Is A Boy?
Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.
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Boy’s life is tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished u can laugh now:D :) :D
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair
Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
first line to write in exams
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Dead Birds never Fly
Once an Old Man was in Hurry,
He forget to Zip up his Pent.
A Girl said: Your Zip is open.
Old Man said: Don’t Worry!
Dead Birds never Fly…
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
get funny reply
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
i salute you
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.