Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi:
tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar:
ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”
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Meaning of PYAAR
Meaning of PYAAR?
It’s a group of friends sitting
around a table and smoking
and saying….
“P – YAAR”.
I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
The brain is a wonderful organ
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…
the film was only for above
19 sardar went for a film together.
someone asked them;
why they came in such a big group of 19.?
they replied: the film was only for above 18.
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?
looking for a valentine
So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..
Best Punishment For Boys
Best Punishment That U Can Give To A Boy!
Give Him A Mobile With
A lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers
& Unlimited Credit & Put Him
In A Place Where There’s No Network!
beauty parlour slogan
The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.