the film was only for above
19 sardar went for a film together.
someone asked them;
why they came in such a big group of 19.?
they replied: the film was only for above 18.
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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?
looking for a valentine
So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..
Best Punishment For Boys
Best Punishment That U Can Give To A Boy!
Give Him A Mobile With
A lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers
& Unlimited Credit & Put Him
In A Place Where There’s No Network!
beauty parlour slogan
The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Good And Bad News
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead……….
Pakistan Is The Only Country
Amazing Marketing
Pakistan is the only Country,
where an organization spends
millions on advertising
to reduce the use of its product
It’s WAPDA.
many kilometers away from me
You are many kilometers away from me but
i am still watching you are every movement through
3 different Sources.
1.Cartoon network
2.Animal planet
3.National geography.
Load Sheding Me Jala Lena
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GIFT 4U
Load sheding me jala lena
Qk
hum apki zindagi mai andhera nahi dekh skte,
