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Misery of Mobile

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Misery of Mobile

It hurts when your mobile phone running out of following things.

1. Balance

2. Battery

3. SMS Package.

boring meeting

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Two old men were at a boring meeting

1st man: it is so boring,

even my hips have fallen asleep!

2nd man: I know, I heard them snoring three times. :-D

Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

Posted on by Shining Spirit

1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

an idiot in other toilet

Posted on by Shining Spirit

A man in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how are you?

He is embarrassed and says doing just fine

So what are you up to?

Well, just sitting like you

Can I come over?

No,  no I am kinda busy now

listen,  I have to call you back.

There is an idiot in other toilet

who is answering my question.

intelligent person only

Posted on by Shining Spirit

This SMS for intelligent person only,
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I Told you
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That this is for intelligent person
then why the hell
are you scrolling down.