Category: Funny SMS

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

i am a killer!

i kill poople for money,

i am a killer! i kill people for money,

but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

Gal sono g asi pagal twaday pichay,

tusi pagal kisay hor pichay,

agon ö pagal kisay hor pichay,

HI  ALLAH G,,,

saray pagal AGAY PICHAY.

A lady to a beggar: Hey boy!!
I have certainly seen you some where :O :/ ?
Beggar: Oh madam, you forgot me!!
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We are friends on facebook..:P

TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He?

STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.

TEACHER:Kese?

STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain

“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Life Was Much Better

When Apples And Blackberries

Were Just Fruits!

– Bill Gates :)

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?