Category: Funny SMS

Judge, Mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia ha?

Mujrim

1 Nokia N95

5 Karor Rupay

USA ka Visa

Shadi or 4 Bachay jo apko “NANA” kahen…!

Answer these questions.

1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?

2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain?

3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain tou Saas ki dua ko kia kahain gay?

4. Girl friend or ghalat friend main kia farq hai?

5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki?

6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?

7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya srhad walon ki pushto?

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

i am a killer!

i kill poople for money,

i am a killer! i kill people for money,

but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

Gal sono g asi pagal twaday pichay,

tusi pagal kisay hor pichay,

agon ö pagal kisay hor pichay,

HI  ALLAH G,,,

saray pagal AGAY PICHAY.

A lady to a beggar: Hey boy!!
I have certainly seen you some where :O :/ ?
Beggar: Oh madam, you forgot me!!
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We are friends on facebook..:P

TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He?

STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.

TEACHER:Kese?

STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain

“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Life Was Much Better

When Apples And Blackberries

Were Just Fruits!

– Bill Gates :)