you have failed
Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird’s leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don’t know!
Examiner: You have failed. What’s your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
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Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
.+ΞΞ+. Ξ 1 Ξ'+ΞΞ+'
Yeh Lo 1 Rupe Ka SiKA Aur Mujhe
Acha Sa $m$ Karo
Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai
AurKHABARDAR Is 1 rupe Ki T0ffee Khareedi To
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
best of extreme
Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card
Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a key hole of a glass door
Extreme of kanjusi?
A sheikh after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EDHI
Extreme of lie?
A habshi taking bath & singing
PANI MEIN JALE MERA GÖRA BADAN.
meri pyari teacher
BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…!
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BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber hoti ha.
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BETA: Aap Hmesha apne hi chakar me rehte hen.
Can we do romance in the evening today
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Geo Malik
Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza Ki Shadi Se Sabit Hua.
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India
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Pakistan Ka Sala Hai
Hahahaha.
GEO Malik
whether to laught or cry
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
plane was crashed in graveyard
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.