What’s an average 6 inch long?
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
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Hindi Is Much Better
After Listening to Chammak Challo,
All I Can Say Is..
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AKON’s Hindi Is Much Better Than KATRINA KAIF..
LoLzziie..:D
Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
As old as I am
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
Childhood Time
Childhood Time
Childhood is time when
you like Jerry and admire his smartness.
Maturity is time when
you understand, that Jerry
is a complete asshole
and you feel sorry for Tom.
1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya
1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya
Admi Kawe Ko Ghar Le Gaya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Kerdia
Kawwa Jaaga tu Bola:Hay ALLAH JAIL HOGAi
lgta hai Driver Mar Gaya..
What is the difference between monkey and donkey
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
What’s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
3 rupee mein 500 sms
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mein 500 sms krti hai.