How To Impress
How To Impress
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If dentists make films, the names will be
If dentists make films,?the names will be –
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Covalent bond!
All da electrons were having a party. Suddenly protons attacked them
A hero came & saved da electrons.They askd hero “who r u?”he said
Bond !
Covalent bond!
difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message.Choice is urs…
fake news about you
you are super
you are great
you are smart
you are intelegent
you are cool
you are sweet
you are wonderful
you are special
find that who spread
this fake news about you
Meera ki flight men tabiyat kharab ho gai
Meera ki flight men tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
“Are You suffering from fever”?
Meera:
“No,I am suffering from Karachi to Lahore
What’s an average 6 inch long?
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
Hindi Is Much Better
After Listening to Chammak Challo,
All I Can Say Is..
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AKON’s Hindi Is Much Better Than KATRINA KAIF..
LoLzziie..:D
Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
As old as I am
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.