good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
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5th Law of Newton about Shoes in Mosque
According to Newton’s 5th Law
“In MaSjid if u put Your jUtti in front of u, twadi Namaz nai hoye gi,
But
If u put jUTti behind u, twadi JuTti nai hoye gi…”
Do The Impossible Things
“I like to do the things which are Impossible.!
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And “Nothing” is Impossible. So, I do “Nothing” :-P
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._/ \_taliyaaaan :-D
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Admi Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas gya
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sb subah EID kerwa do.
Enjoy Sukki Garmi
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.Hoti To Kitna Acha
Hota ;-(
Enjoy Sukki Garmi……
tum ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam kia hai?
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,
Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon lya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan
No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
A girl & boy were sitting alone
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
shame on you
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.