Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
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When you win
When you win every one takes pride
and celebrate your victory.
But
When you lose only true friends
holds your hand, sit by your side and say.
“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
what a figure
A group of elephants were sitting in a street.
A female elephant passes by them.
Then a loafer elephant said.
Wow!
What a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
The Chemistry of SMS
The Chemistry of SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
They both have same initials.
SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
Don’t kill the students
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Hai tu agar mera dilbar
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
treat your girlfriend
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Why Love Marriage is better than Arrange Marriage??
Why Love Marriage is better than Arrange Marriage??
Because .. .. .. .. ..
A known devil is better than An unknown ghost: