Sania Ki Uth Gai Baraat
Es Bar Hume Nahi Khilaya IPL,
To Sania Ki Uth Gai Baraat.
Next Time Na Khilaya IPL,
Tu Hum Katrina Bhi Ley Ayen Gey Apne Paas.
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Difference between a woman and a magnet
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Value of Life
The value of life increases
only after it is lost…
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for example
Live chicken Rs.90/-
Tandoori Chicken Rs.250/-
The latest slogn of boys
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
Roses r lal skies r nila
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Dear Shameless customer! We r withdrawing ur sms facility
Dear Shameless customer!
We r withdrawing ur sms facility.
Records show that u have no out going sms since many days.
To retain service plz login to
sardar writes to bill gates
Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER,
I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME
as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates
but you are selling WINDOWS.
Not Addicted To Study
People smoke & drink for few
days & get addicted to it…!
We are studying since nursery,
but still we are not addicted to study..!
That’s called “SELF CONTROL”
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
yar aj tabiat thik nahi
Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai.
Memon:1000 ka note agay kartae hoe ye lo wo 2000 jo tum se udhar liay thay.