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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks:
Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Piyar Hai,
So Mujhy Nahanay Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiy
Doctor: bathroom ki kundi.
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga
WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta.
DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or Konsa Delete Kare.
READY SMS: Duniya Me Tumhe Sab Se Zayada SMS Sirf 3 Log Karenge:
I, ME and MYSELF.
BODYGUARD SMS: Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mere SMS Mujhe Send Mat Karna.
King of Love Salman Khan
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Nurse came in and said
Doc, there’s man in the
waiting room who thinks
he’s invisible,
what should I tell him?
The doctor said
Tell him I can’t see him today.
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
