Category: Funny SMS

People smoke & drink for few
days & get addicted to it…!
We are studying since nursery,
but still we are not addicted to study..!
That’s called “SELF CONTROL”

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai.

Memon:1000 ka note agay kartae hoe ye lo wo 2000 jo tum se udhar liay thay.

I am on mission to make you. . . . . . cute

to make you. . . . . beautiful

To make you. . . smart

To make you…. genius

But

mission impossible

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Sheikh Dhobi Se

Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?

Dhobi: 15 rupay.

Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar

Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera,

when will you marry?

She replied: First I will marry my brothers,

then my father will marry me. :D