yar aj tabiat thik nahi
Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai.
Memon:1000 ka note agay kartae hoe ye lo wo 2000 jo tum se udhar liay thay.
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there was a cold day
How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day” :D
mission to make you
I am on mission to make you. . . . . . cute
to make you. . . . . beautiful
To make you. . . smart
To make you…. genius
But
mission impossible
Paani me tairna machli ka style
Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.
True bravery is to arrive home
True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
sheikh to dhobi
Sheikh Dhobi Se
Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?
Dhobi: 15 rupay.
Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar
Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.
Height of Bad English
Height of Bad English
Someone asked Meera,
when will you marry?
She replied: First I will marry my brothers,
then my father will marry me. :D
raat k kuch sapnoon k baad
Pyäri-Si,SwEET ÑiÑdyä K Bääd,
RäT K KùcH SPÑöÑ K Bääd,
SùbHä Ki KùcH Ñäi UMidöÑ K SäTH,
ÅP Kö Pyärä-Sä,
ASSALAM-O- ALIAKUM!
HäMäri DUÅ0N K säTH.
Gud MrnG
confused about accounts
A Banker, confused about accounts,
asks his lady secretary:
If I give you $3million deducting 17%,
how much would you take off?
Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.
Same Mistake Twice
Never make the same mistake twice
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There are so many new mistakes
Try different each day…………. And Enjoy