Category: Funny SMS

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Sheikh Dhobi Se

Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?

Dhobi: 15 rupay.

Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar

Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.

Height of Bad English

Someone asked Meera,

when will you marry?

She replied: First I will marry my brothers,

then my father will marry me. :D

A Banker, confused about accounts,

asks his lady secretary:

If I give you $3million deducting 17%,

how much would you take off?

Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.

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Pakistan main

MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING

ka CHAND nazer aa gaya hai,

Poori Awam kurbani k liye tayar ho jaye

ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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SKY is BLUE
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Jitna mrzi press kr
lo
ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue

Tennis Player: I have great knowledge about Tennis,

you can ask anything about it..”

Pathan:”Ok…

Then tell me,

how many holes are there in the Net?