Category: Funny SMS

“Ufone”

Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney

un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye

jinho ne 1st June 2009 se

apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki

Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or

” §ub Keh Do.”

Mazeed Maaloomat k liye apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601

Ye Θffer Mehmood ki ßiwi ki iddat tak hai :-D

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â

Cock To Hen

I Love You.

I Can Do Anything For You.

Hen: Really..!

Cock: Yes My Dear.

Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks:

Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Piyar Hai,

So Mujhy Nahanay Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiy

Doctor: bathroom ki kundi.

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Salman Khan SMS Series

VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga

WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta.

DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or Konsa Delete Kare.

READY SMS: Duniya Me Tumhe Sab Se Zayada SMS Sirf 3 Log Karenge:
I, ME and MYSELF.

BODYGUARD SMS: Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mere SMS Mujhe Send Mat Karna.

King of Love Salman Khan

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!