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Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER,
I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME
as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates
but you are selling WINDOWS.
People smoke & drink for few
days & get addicted to it…!
We are studying since nursery,
but still we are not addicted to study..!
That’s called “SELF CONTROL”
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai.
Memon:1000 ka note agay kartae hoe ye lo wo 2000 jo tum se udhar liay thay.
How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Think
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day” :D
I am on mission to make you. . . . . . cute
to make you. . . . . beautiful
To make you. . . smart
To make you…. genius
But
mission impossible
Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.
True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Sheikh Dhobi Se
Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?
Dhobi: 15 rupay.
Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar
Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.
Height of Bad English
Someone asked Meera,
when will you marry?
She replied: First I will marry my brothers,
then my father will marry me. :D
