new way to propose a girl
Larki ko propose karne ka sabse sharifana tariqa:
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Me aap k Saath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hoon,
Aap ka MEHRAM ban kar.!..:-D;-)
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Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p
With Your Intelligence
If you can’t amaze people
with your intelligence…
confuse them with your bullshit.
two reasons to go school
Early Morning,
Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school.
Son: Mama I don’t wanna go.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this.
Son:
1.All Children Hate Me
2.All Teachers Hate Me
Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go.
Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go?
Mom:
1.U R 35 Yrs Old
2.U R Principal Of the School :-) :p
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
They Are Called IT Professionals
Long time ago,
people who sacrifice their sleep,
family, food, laughter and
other joys of life were called saints.
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But now, they are called
IT Professionals.
A Mother Makes Her Son “GENTLE” in 20 Years
A Mother makes her son “GENTLE”
in 20 years,
but his Wife
makes him “MENTAL”
with in just 20 minutes”
Become A Thief
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are MBA.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a thief.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: “He’s the only 1 who earns. ;-)
Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
most amazing cricket match
The most amazing cricket match in the history.
Played on 30th September 2009
between Pakistan and Australia.
But the looser was … India!
Hahahaaa… :-D