SMS Collection

All SMS

Category: Funny SMS

Browse full selection of Latest & Best Funny SMS, SMS jokes, Funny SMS Collection, Cute Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, English Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Funny Text Messages, Funny SMS Greetings, Poems, Wishes, Funny SMS for family, friends, Colleagues. Visit Naughty SMS

men and women have argued

For years men and women have

argued over which is more painful:

Being kicked in the balls

or

Giving birth…?

Put it this way!

After a couple’s first child,

a woman will usually say

Lets have a baby again.

But

We won’t find a single man on this earth,

who will ever say

Ok kick me on the balls again..!

3D message

First Time In Pakstan

I
M
Introducng
A
3 D
Message
In
Ur
Mobile..

” D D D “

don’t forget me

Many things are incomplete without ‘ME’,

__mory.

__lody.

co__dy.

ti__.

ga__.

so__thing.

even this __ssage!

So don’t forget ‘ME’!!

100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
.
.
.
or
.
.
.
sab doob gaye, kaisay?
.
.
.
pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

Lesser Know Facts of Taj Mahal

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of LOVE,
But lesser known facts are.

1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives (Great)
2.Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her (Excellent)
3.Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery (Wow)
4.Then Shahjahan married Mumtaz’s sister (Amazing)

Where the Hell was LOVE?

out standing student

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class …

Because,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class . ;-)

[Proud 2 b
Out – Standing)