Category: Funny SMS

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message

Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Sometimes giving someone
A second chance is like giving them
an extra bullet for their gun
coz they missed you the first time.

Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,

100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,

washing machine, fridge,

AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47

& the new special feature 24G

in which u can meet the person & talk directly :P

Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born?

Mom: No, I didn’t

Kid: Then after I was born

how did you know its me?

These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D

Application 4 Leave:
O My Master
When I CoMe

Goday Goday Water
Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Diga Me DharaM

Thaly My Bag
& Utay I M

Is Liye 2day
i Can’t COMe

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.