Help A Girl In Trouble
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
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only when she is again in trouble..!
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In pakistan survey was done
In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Airoplane: Hi! brother
Airoplane: Hi! brother.
How can u fly very high speed than me?
Rocket: mmm.. if da fire caught your back side, then u you know how
secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference between
Secretary and Private Secretary…?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING Sir
while
Private Secretary says ITS MORNING Sir.
I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
jo and wo
There were two friends JO and WO.
One day JO got frightened seeing a snake
and suggenly WO died…!
Why did WO died..?
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Because JO dar gaya WO mar gaya. :)
That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.