Category: Funny SMS

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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!_____!   Baalti

(=LUX=)    Soap

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:*******: Towel
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Ye sab bhej diya he.

Plz kal ZaRooR naha lena.

Eid ka intzar chhoro

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Aaj “DING DONG BUBBLE wali BILLI” ki Barsi hai.

Uski YAAD mein please 5 martaba
“MIYAAOUN MIYAAOUN”
kar ke messag ko aagay forward kar dein.
SHUKRIYA..!!!