Dinosaur and a Innocent Girl
what is the similarity between
Dinosaur and a Innocent Girl?
Interesting naa.
socho….
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Dono ab iss dunya main nahi hain…
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News reporter & pathan
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Purity of honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Dukh Is Ka Nhi K
(:Dukh is ka nhi k
hamari light nhi hy
.
Khushi is bat ki hai k
kisi ki bhi nahi hai…!
hahahaha
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Is prcham k saye
talay hm 1 hain!
Hm 1 hain
Happy “NASWAR” day
Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day
Sab say pehlay Pakistan
I Love “PAKISTAN”
P: Parveen
A: Anam
K: Kiran
I: Iqra
S: Saira
T: Tania
A: Amber
N: Nida
Pakistan Meri Jaan;-)
Sab say pehlay Pakistan.
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO
Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaya paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycly pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din
Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…