Category: Funny SMS

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell
or knock the door.
We text or call to say we are outside.

Identity of Universities In Pakistan

Bag full of Books:
NUST UNIVERSITY

All time crossing the road:
ARID UNIVERSITY

Rolled books in jeans:
QUAID-E-AZAM UNIVERSITY

Dirty jeans and mobile in hand:
BAHRIA UNIVERSITY

Bundel of buses but still rush:
NUML UNIVERSITY

Without bo0ks, but with girl friends:
IQRA UNIVERSITY

Well Campus butt n0 Education:
COMSATS UNIVERSITY

Girl with girl friends & boy with boyfriends:
ISLAMIC UNIVERSITY:-)

No books, no tension:
ALLAMA IQBAL OPEN UNIVERISTY

Tension, Tension, Or
Tension:
PUNJAB UNIVERSITY ;-)

what is the similarity between
Dinosaur and a Innocent Girl?

Interesting naa.

socho….

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Dono ab iss dunya main nahi hain…

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

I Love “PAKISTAN”
P:  Parveen
A:  Anam
K:  Kiran
I:  Iqra
S:  Saira
T:  Tania
A:   Amber
N:    Nida
Pakistan Meri Jaan;-)
Sab say pehlay Pakistan.