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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
WiFE:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
PHATAN:
Ye GEO NEWS Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?
WiFE:
Kia?
PHATAN:
Yehi K
“AP DEKH RAHE HEN
GEO NEWS”
What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
OYE! Message send kar warna
“OYE”
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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MA
MAA
MAAA
MAARZI Bhai !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thori ha
Cool To Be Hot
Happy Longest Day of The Year.
Enjoy This Day As Much As You Can.
It’s Cool To Be Hot.
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
will you marry me
Police arrested me for killing a girl.
I swear, I did not kill her.
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I just asked her
“will you marry me”
and she died with happiness.
request the ladies to keep quite
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro