pregnant for job
2 sardar bethy thy,
un men se 1 sms type kr raha tha,
usne dosry se poocha:”Men pur-umeed hoon job k liye”
Iski english kia hogi?
Doosra bola. “I m pregnant 4 job”
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Whole Life Was A Dream
What if one day
you randomly wake up
as a baby and realize
that your whole life
was just a dream.
When it rains at night in Canada
When it rains at night in Canada,
people say:
“what a pleasant weather”
when it rains at night in Pak,
awaz ati hy:
“Uthho,
Beygherto!
Manjiyaan andar kro”
Tujh Se Koi Umeed Bhi Wabasta Nhi
Har RAAT Gham_e_Tanhaai,
Har SHAAM teri yaad aai..
Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha,
Us se barrh kar teri YAAD aai..
Tujh se koi UMEED bhi wabasta nhi,
Iss DUKH se meri Aankh Bhar
aai..
Logon ne poocha ASHKON ka
sabab..?
Bus Mujhe kehna para.
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“subha di light gai hale tak nhi ai”.
1 ladki k saath ghoomay to
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
laziest person in the world
Q. Who is the laziest person in the world?
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Ans. The one who invented the “snooze” option in alarm.
:-) …;-)
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
baat ho to kaise ho
Udhar aap majbur baithe hain,
Idhar hum majbur baithe hain,,,
Wah Wah Wah…
baat ho to kaise ho jab dono taraf kanjoos baithe hain,,,
Wah Wah Wah;
Different answers of people
Different answers of people of different conditions after accidents.
American:
Sorry man
Indian:
Dekh k bheya
British:
Its ok
German:
Wow
Pakstani:
O kise Annhi deya…
nike new shoes
Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.