to clean your teeth
CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain,
PEPSODENT se mazboot karain,
COLGATE se fresh karain,
Agar phir bhi white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..
HARPIC
use karain :-)
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6 truths of life
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
Press down if u think u r MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
how intelligent you are
Select any 1 bird then
I will tell how intelligent you are.
Lion!
Tiger!
Cat!
Dog!
Horse!
Goat!
Monkey!
Muskurati bohut ho
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
sms karna hi para
Kami nay
Kami nay
Kami nay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay
.
Aap ki
“KAMI-Nay”
Itna udaas Kar Diya
K
Hum ko SMS Krna Hi Para. :-….
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!