Category: Insult SMS

Some Idiots says,

Behind every successful man,

there is a woman.

But nobody knows the fact That

Women go, only behind successful men.  ;-)

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain,

PEPSODENT se mazboot karain,

COLGATE se fresh karain,

Agar phir bhi white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..

HARPIC
use karain :-)

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P

Select any 1 bird then

I will tell how intelligent you are.

Lion!

Tiger!

Cat!

Dog!

Horse!

Goat!

Monkey!

Kami nay
Kami nay
Kami nay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay
Kaminay
Kaminay Kaminay

.

Aap ki
“KAMI-Nay”
Itna udaas Kar Diya
K
Hum ko SMS Krna Hi Para. :-….

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.