word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
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Chalo SMS karo
Dil ne kaha, Chalo SMS karo
Phir Socha, DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,
Jisko karna hai
!
!
!
Wo Kon Sa “quaid e azam” hai.
nobody knows the fact
Some Idiots says,
Behind every successful man,
there is a woman.
But nobody knows the fact That
Women go, only behind successful men. ;-)
A monkey has been severely injured
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
to clean your teeth
CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain,
PEPSODENT se mazboot karain,
COLGATE se fresh karain,
Agar phir bhi white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..
HARPIC
use karain :-)
6 truths of life
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
Press down if u think u r MAD
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
how intelligent you are
Select any 1 bird then
I will tell how intelligent you are.
Lion!
Tiger!
Cat!
Dog!
Horse!
Goat!
Monkey!