masala laga k
2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spøøn Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Danya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hain?
apKo
bewaqof
Aur
Wo B Masala laga k.
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the most deserving Idiot
Please don’t see new Indian movie “3 IDIOTS”
Because you are not chosen for the movie.
We all protest against this
because you are the most deserving Idiot
existing in the world :-)
T-Shirt of A Girl
A very caring sentence written on the
T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.
“You are not looking at the road right now,
please be careful”
colorfull underwear
Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey,Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
.
.
.
“UNDERWEAR”
Colorful pehna karo. ..
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…
WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”
:-)
Quickly see your driving license
Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
put your mobile also into well
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put your mobile also into well,
Bcoz you are not Messaging me Well
What is 1+4+3?
Wat is 1+4+3 ?
I+Love+U
No
I+Like+U
No
I+Miss+U
No
I+Kiss+U
No
1+4+3 Means
1+4+3 = 8
MATHS pe Dehaan do..
ROMANCE pe nahi