colorfull underwear
Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey,Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
.
.
.
“UNDERWEAR”
Colorful pehna karo. ..
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HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…
WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”
:-)
Quickly see your driving license
Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
put your mobile also into well
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put your mobile also into well,
Bcoz you are not Messaging me Well
What is 1+4+3?
Wat is 1+4+3 ?
I+Love+U
No
I+Like+U
No
I+Miss+U
No
I+Kiss+U
No
1+4+3 Means
1+4+3 = 8
MATHS pe Dehaan do..
ROMANCE pe nahi
oh no ik aur angel
Jub “HUM” paida huey to shaitan ne kaha:
Oh No ik aur “ANGLE”
Lakin jub “AAP” paida huey to shaitan Bola:
Acha saady naal “COMPETITION”*._.*
think like that
I
am
not
Decent
I
am
not
Good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Why you think like that,
Whatever you are,
You are my Friend.
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…
SMS ki achi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?