Category: Insult SMS

Jub “HUM” paida huey to shaitan ne kaha:

Oh No  ik aur “ANGLE”

Lakin jub “AAP” paida huey to shaitan Bola:

Acha saady naal “COMPETITION”*._.*

I
am
not
Decent

I
am
not
Good

I
am
Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Why you think like that,

Whatever you are,

You are my Friend.

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Logic

human = eat+work+sleep+sms

donkey = eat+work+sleep

hence

human = donkey+sms

or

human-sms = donkey

proved that
human without sending sms is donkey!

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Please select a day

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tue.
4. Wed.
5. Thur.
6. Fri.
7. Sat.

and take bath on that day. Thanks  :)

Clever Sales Girl

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side” :P