Category: Insult SMS

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Logic

human = eat+work+sleep+sms

donkey = eat+work+sleep

hence

human = donkey+sms

or

human-sms = donkey

proved that
human without sending sms is donkey!

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Please select a day

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tue.
4. Wed.
5. Thur.
6. Fri.
7. Sat.

and take bath on that day. Thanks  :)

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

Clever Sales Girl

Height 0f Insult :-D

A boy in a book store.

Do you have book called

”Men- The perfect intelligence”?

Sales girl: ” The comic department is on the other side” :P

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

All people have 5 senses

some might have 6.

You are a gifted person,

you have the 7th sense.

NONSENSE