Category: Insult SMS

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

CheechÖÖ
    CheechÖÖ
        ChÄ ChÄ
Mobile Pe
    ChÖÖhÄ
       NaachÄ
Mobile Nay
  TÖÖÑ TÖÖÑ
      Bajaya
ChÖÖha
    M$G
    Parhnay
       Aaya:-)

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2

soft drink ambassadors

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,

THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,

FANTA ke liye Rani,

COCACOLA ke liye ASH.

HARPIC ke liye you.

Ha!ha!ha!

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”

Press Unlock

Then *

Keypad Active

Now Go To

Messages

& Then

Inbox

Now Select Some

Good Messages

&

Forward To Me!

Logon Ko SMS Send Karny Ka

Tarika B Batana Parta Jai

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Kamiyaab Insan ban’ny k 3 tareeqy hain

1

2

3

Beta pehly insan to ban jao

Phir kamyab hony ki sochna….. :-)