Category: Insult SMS

American: Can U swim?

Pthan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pthan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: den wts da Dfferenc btwn u & Dog

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

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U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤T

U R SO ¤¤¤ET

U R SO ¤¤EET

“U R SO DhEET”

I can’t praise you all the time.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

CheechÖÖ
    CheechÖÖ
        ChÄ ChÄ
Mobile Pe
    ChÖÖhÄ
       NaachÄ
Mobile Nay
  TÖÖÑ TÖÖÑ
      Bajaya
ChÖÖha
    M$G
    Parhnay
       Aaya:-)

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2

soft drink ambassadors

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,

THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,

FANTA ke liye Rani,

COCACOLA ke liye ASH.

HARPIC ke liye you.

Ha!ha!ha!

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”