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soft drink ambassadors
PEPSI ke liye Kareena,
THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,
FANTA ke liye Rani,
COCACOLA ke liye ASH.
HARPIC ke liye you.
Ha!ha!ha!
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
dear friend,
I want to meet you,
I want to talk with you,
I want to spend time with you,
But this stupid gate keeper saying
“ZOO CLOSED”
Press Unlock
Then *
Keypad Active
Now Go To
Messages
& Then
Inbox
Now Select Some
Good Messages
&
Forward To Me!
Logon Ko SMS Send Karny Ka
Tarika B Batana Parta Jai
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Kamiyaab Insan ban’ny k 3 tareeqy hain
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2
3
Beta pehly insan to ban jao
Phir kamyab hony ki sochna….. :-)
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
1 Khota 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Hua ha,
Batao Wo 6 Feet door Pari Ghaas Kaise Khaega?
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Haar Maan Li?
Khotay Ne B Maan Li Thi…
Wash your cell phone with water
Dry in sunlite
Cut into pieces
Add salt, vinegar other spices
Mix well
Mobile pickle is ready
SMS to krna nai, Mobile ka achar dal lo
