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Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Wash your cell phone with water
Dry in sunlite
Cut into pieces
Add salt, vinegar other spices
Mix well
Mobile pickle is ready
SMS to krna nai, Mobile ka achar dal lo
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
You are Sweet, Cute
and an Ultra Dynamic Personality..!!
You are one in a million with golden heart.
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Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
As years go by
you may lose your
hair, teeth and eyes sight
but not the
Talent, Smartness, brightness and intelligence
bcoz you can lose only what you have.
If I was dog and you were flower
If I was dog and you were flower
I would raise my leg and give you a shower!
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I close my eyes.
and
When I want to hear your voice,
I simply throw a stone over a crow!
Kaa’n. kaa’n ;-)
That’s real insulting moment
When you see a 16 year’s old engaged girl,
While you are still single
even after completing 16 years of studies :p
