No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference
between the two words ‘COMPLETE and FINISHED
in a way that’s so easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is:
When you marry the right one, you are? COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are? FINISHED ……
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED !!:-D
At the time of RUKHSATI
Dulhay k mobile pe bell howi
The Ringtone was,
Dil Mein Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale….. :
Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
May your life be fulfilled with
each other’s company and that
you may grow old and happy together.
Happy Marriage
Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . :-)
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong admit it;
Whenever you’re right shut up.
A successful marriage requires
falling in love many times…
always with the same person.
By all means marry;
if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
