Every Man Should Get Married
Every man should get married
some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
Every man should get married
some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
(-,-)
<//> ok
_/\_
When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”
some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are
more hectic or weekends.
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.
.
These men are called
Marrien Men! :D
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”
Marriage is a workshop….
where husband works
and
wife shops…
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”