First marriage is the triumph of
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
(-,-)
<//> ok
_/\_
When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”
some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are
more hectic or weekends.
.
.
.
These men are called
Marrien Men! :D
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”
Marriage is a workshop….
where husband works
and
wife shops…
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.