Category: Marriage SMS

When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”

some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are
more hectic or weekends.
.
.
.
These men are called
Marrien Men! :D

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Marriage is a workshop….
where husband works
and
wife shops…

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

A man walking down a street heard a voice.

“if you take 1 more step,

a brick will fall down and kill you.

He stopped & a brick fell before him.

He went on,

while crossing road he heard again stop,

just a car missed him.

Man asked who are you?

I am your guardian angel”

Man said, Where were you when I got married?

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Doubt that the stars are like fire;
Doubt that the sun doesn’t move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt your love
Best wishes for the future!