go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Category: Marriage SMS
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Every Man Should Get Married
Every man should get married
some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
First marriage is the triumph of
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
shadi ho gai hai meri
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
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Managed To Stay Together
When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”
Married Men
some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are
more hectic or weekends.
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These men are called
Marrien Men! :D
Marriage is like going to a restaurant
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”