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Managed To Stay Together

When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”

Married Men

some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are
more hectic or weekends.
.
.
.
These men are called
Marrien Men! :D

Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Thought of long life

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.