PREM KAHANI
Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.
Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..
Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.
Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.
Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.
Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE.. :-)
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dea
Successful Man and Woman
A successful man is one
who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
and
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Never forget the love of your life
gives you the courage you need
succeed in this marriage.
Do not become possessive.
The purpose of a relationship
is to complement each other,
grow together and achieve
your common goals as a couple.
At the same time,
you must maintain your
individual identity as a human being.
