Category: Marriage SMS

A couple were being interviewed

on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.

They were asked “In all that time,

did you ever consider divorce?”

“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.

“Murder sometimes but never divorce.”

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

.

.

.

Yet to be seen.

PREM KAHANI

Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.

Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..

Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.

Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.

Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.

Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE.. :-)

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dea

Successful Man and Woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money than
his wife can spend.

and

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.