Category: Marriage SMS

Tow men talking.

1st: I am getting married becoz

I am tired of eating out,

cleaning house & doing laundry.

2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce

for same reasons!:-D

There are many brave men

who are adventurous and

are never afraid to fight.

Some join Pakistan army,

others get married … ;-

A man is incomplete
until he is married.
after that,
he is finished.

My friend recently explained to me

why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

Being single is smarter
than being in the wrong
relationship.

A married man had written on the back of his car.

“Don’t disturb . .

. . already disturbed . . !!

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.