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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..
Lack of 0pportunity…”
William SexFear” :-P
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.
2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?
1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… ;->
What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?
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Gues
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stil not sure.
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oh come on yar
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simple
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dono nangi hon to curent lagta hai.
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
