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A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…..
Lack of 0pportunity…”
William SexFear” :-P
A girl was thristy.
She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her
She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.
2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?
1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… ;->
What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?
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Gues
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stil not sure.
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oh come on yar
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simple
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dono nangi hon to curent lagta hai.
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
