Height of bravery!
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…
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Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.
2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?
1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… ;->
What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?
What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?
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Gues
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stil not sure.
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oh come on yar
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simple
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dono nangi hon to curent lagta hai.
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
Achieving your target on job
Achieving your target on job
is just like being pregnant.
Everyone congratulate you on the outcome.
But no one knows how many times you got F_CK_D..!
smells like Carrots
What is invisible and smells like Carrots?
Don’t know?
Rabbit Fart. .:-p
Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai
Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy
bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai,
Ammi muskurai or boli:
Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai.;-)
Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair
Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!