Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od
Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Takk lei sajjan teri yari
Takk lei sajjan teri yari
Kadi miss-cal v tu ni mari
Edhar,odhar lamyan callan
Mukk jae balance sadhi vari
10 din sali light na aavay
Mukk jae batery teri sari
Sub numbran te load pye hovan
Aavey na signal sadi vari
Dammage ho jae sim teri
Jay tu cal nai ithay mari.
Interesting Definitions of School, Life Insurnce,Mariage
Interesting Definitions…
School:
Place were Papa Pays n Son Plays…
Life Insurnce:
Contrct that Keeps U Poor all Ur Life so that U can Die Rich…
Doctor:
A Person who Kills Ur Ills by Pills, n Kills U by Bills…
Mariage:
It’s an Agreement in which a Man Loses his Bachelor n a Woman Gains her Masters…
Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage…
Smile:
A Curve that can Set a lot of Things Straight…
Atom Bomb:
An Invention to End all Inventions…
similarity between a woman’s breast and a park
What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park???
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Actually both were designed for children but adults enjoy them more
udhar se chand tum dekho
udhar se “chand” tum dekho,
idhar se chand main dekhun,,,,!!
nigahon ka tasadam ho aur hamari Eid ho jay.
Eid mubarak …. Aa galay lag ja
What’s an average 6 inch long?
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sb Se khubsurt Hai Usay Jan Se Mar Doon
Pr
Kya
Krun
Khud Kushi Krna B To hram ha.. :)
longest night of the year
Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
requirement for successful life
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
grown to mature
Our taste MATURES as we grow up.
Little boys like balls
and
Little girls like dolls.
Once they grown.
Boys play with dolls.
and
Girls play with balls.