Sorry Bashir Saab
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
NAAK Ka Chooha
” NAAK Ka Chooha ”
Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota…
Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko…
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata
Tu jo mjhe apni unglion se khecha karti
mein tere nakhnon may latak sa jaata…
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko
Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa jata..
Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko
Aur is Tarhan Main AMAR ho jata*
kaash main teri haseen naak ka chooha hota
beauty parlour slogan
The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.
the only job in the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
cheap attitude of girls
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
do it on bed or on a sofa
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai
Heer : . . . Ranjhy say !!
main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai ruswa ho gai
ranjha!
To main kon sa tum sy ishq kr kay DSP lag gaya hoon…
Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od
Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->
Takk lei sajjan teri yari
Takk lei sajjan teri yari
Kadi miss-cal v tu ni mari
Edhar,odhar lamyan callan
Mukk jae balance sadhi vari
10 din sali light na aavay
Mukk jae batery teri sari
Sub numbran te load pye hovan
Aavey na signal sadi vari
Dammage ho jae sim teri
Jay tu cal nai ithay mari.
Interesting Definitions of School, Life Insurnce,Mariage
Interesting Definitions…
School:
Place were Papa Pays n Son Plays…
Life Insurnce:
Contrct that Keeps U Poor all Ur Life so that U can Die Rich…
Doctor:
A Person who Kills Ur Ills by Pills, n Kills U by Bills…
Mariage:
It’s an Agreement in which a Man Loses his Bachelor n a Woman Gains her Masters…
Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage…
Smile:
A Curve that can Set a lot of Things Straight…
Atom Bomb:
An Invention to End all Inventions…