Women have 4 types of sex
Women have 4 types of sex.
One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”,
2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”,
3rd greedy “more..more..plz”,
4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.
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meri photo neeche gir gayee thi
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Asmaan ne kaha: Buhat buland hoti hai.
Saagar ne kaha: Buhat gehri hoti hai.
Aap ne kaha: Haaein …… woh kya hoti hai :)
there is only one boy
There is only one boy.
who is allowed to touch,
every part of a girl’s body.
Approved and reliable
Guess who is that boy..?
That’s
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.
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LIFEBOY :-)
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
.
.
.
.
.
Just Leave It…!
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
meri jaan wo nahi
Jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz,
jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz,
meri jaan wo nahi mere tattay hen yaar.
two nurses in hospital
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->
I Am Not Doing Anything
Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..
Hurry up !