meri jaan wo nahi
Jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz,
jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz,
meri jaan wo nahi mere tattay hen yaar.
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two nurses in hospital
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->
I Am Not Doing Anything
Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..
Hurry up !
Friendshipis a Sea and Friends are Fishes
Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u
Don’t rush into falling in love
Don’t rush into falling in love
For love never runs out
Even if somebody asks you why you are single
Just tell them
“GOD is busy to writing the best love story for me :)
Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
Asi wi smart Tusi wi smart
Asi wi smart
Tusi wi smart
Sada wi rang saf
Tuwada wi rang saf
Bus thora jia fark he
Asi Dil ton saf Tusi
Dimag ton saf
larki patane ke koshish
Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ke koshish ke hai,
ke har amma ne mujhay apni beti ka haath dene ke saazish ke hai,
kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho,
to puri kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai,
larki kay chakar mein bhi films ke tarah end mein sub theek ho jata hai,
aur aggar sub theek na ho to chakar khatam nahi hota,
kyunke uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY To You Shocked?
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha
To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”