geographical definition of love
What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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in honour of offer
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
wait for the right person
‘Its really hard to wait
for the right person in our life.
Especially when the wrong ones are so cute :-)
Happy Thappar Day – Today Is Thappar Day
”Happy Thappar Day”
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein.
And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can
Bivi suhaag raat ko shohar se boli
Bivi suhaag raat ko shohar se boli:
Dekhein plz mere pass na ayn main ne apni ammi se waada kia tha,
k “mein shadi k baad ye sab chor d0ngi”…
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Ruin Your Lipstick
Don’t worry girl,
you will find the one
who will ruin your lipstick,
and not your mascara.
shave in a day
Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.
loose my business
CONDOM says to ALWAYS:
Every month you stop my business for one week.
ALWAYS says:
Aah! If you make one mistake,
I loose my business for 9 months.
husband and donkey
Difference between husband and donkey.
Husband can be donkey.
but
Donkey can’t be a husband.