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The Best Relation ever is between
Two eyes,
“they blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
And
“sleep together”
STILL
“they never c each other directly”
BUT
“when they c a girl” one will blink
And
Other will not…
“MORAL OF THE STORY”
A girl can break any kind of relationship…
Woman traveling in a Buss
A man from back touch her.
Woman turned & said:
Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay.
Man answered
Itne rush main is se ziada sahi ho naheen sakta..
Faraz ke bad ab hazir _ e khidamt hai
Amjad islam amjad
Amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak
Halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka tuc
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:
“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy..” ;-)
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to…
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
Whenevr I see a beautiful girl
with fair complexion & Sexy figure,
the only thing I remember
is the TATA SKY slogan:
‘ISKO BAJA DALA,
TO LIFE JINGA LALA :-D
“Hindi”
Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
.
Agar
Ghari (WATCH) kharab Ho To kehte Hain k, “BAND HAI”
.
Or Agar Larki(Girl) kharab Ho To kehte Hen,
“CHALU HAI”
wo mujh se meri mashook ka pata poochta hai faraz,
kitna pagal hai, apney hi ghar ka pata poochta hai.
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this “Bush”
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
