Amjad tere sharaf pe
Faraz ke bad ab hazir _ e khidamt hai
Amjad islam amjad
Amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak
Halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka tuc
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Keep My Lips Busy
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:
“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy..” ;-)
When an apple is green
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to…
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
girl with fair complexion
Whenevr I see a beautiful girl
with fair complexion & Sexy figure,
the only thing I remember
is the TATA SKY slogan:
‘ISKO BAJA DALA,
TO LIFE JINGA LALA :-D
“Hindi” Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
“Hindi”
Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
.
Agar
Ghari (WATCH) kharab Ho To kehte Hain k, “BAND HAI”
.
Or Agar Larki(Girl) kharab Ho To kehte Hen,
“CHALU HAI”
wo mujh se meri mashook ka pata
wo mujh se meri mashook ka pata poochta hai faraz,
kitna pagal hai, apney hi ghar ka pata poochta hai.
Most Cruel and wicked person on Earth
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this “Bush”
don’t cheat like me
Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
A Beautiful Lady 2 Peer sahab
A Beautiful Lady 2 Peer sahab: “Peer sahab,
Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..
” Peer sahab: Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?
Problem of Good Guy
The problem of being
good guy is that,
The bad ones get the girls.