Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
a family movie
Teacher: what is a blue film?
Student: It is a family movie,
which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times;-
your dad came from behind
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”
dangrous weapons
THE
TWO
DANGEROUS
WEAPONS
IN
THE
WORLD
MORE
POWERFUL
THAN
NUCLEAR
BOMBS
1. A Girls’s Smile.
2. A Girl’s Tears.
Very good! Intelligent Ho!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
My Thumb Is Broken
A women playing golf, hit a man nearby,
He put his hands together between his legs,
fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relive
his pain as she was a doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away,
unzipped hid pants
& put her hands inside.
She massaged tenderly for a few mintes
& asked: How does it feel?
He replied: Feels great,
but I think my thumb is broken.
a small condition
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
padosi ki ladki ko dekh
Father 2 son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
bird and bush
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot :)
We Stare Because We Care
This is Breast awareness week
spread the slogan
“we stare because we care”