HAPPY BIRTHDAY To You Shocked?
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha
To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”
Definition of Kiss in various fields
Definition of Kiss in various fields.
In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between tow lips.
In view of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which Demand is always higher than Supply.
In view of Physics: It is a source to charging human body.
In view of Computer: Two bodies are conected with each other without any data cable.
brain is very important part of body
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
Rat k 3bjy ka time tha
Rat k 3bjy ka time tha
Ma akela tha
Mri aankh badal k garjny se khul gai
ajeeb khof aur andhera chaya hua tha
Ma ne lite on ki pr bijli nhi thi
itne main darwaza bja
Main ne pocha kon?
Lekin koi na bola
Main drwazay k pas gya aur pocha kon??
Achank 1 bhiyank awaz aai
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“FARAZ!”
pick a beauty, drink a frooty
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
What is the similarity between
What is the similarity between a Dianasour and a sharif boy..??
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Dono ab iss duniya mein nahin paye jatey….
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!