pick a beauty, drink a frooty
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
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What is the similarity between
What is the similarity between a Dianasour and a sharif boy..??
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Dono ab iss duniya mein nahin paye jatey….
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
Shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
karte tahe k humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte
aur hum phir bhi na sote.
Wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
Both Are Zero
Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’
Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!
Thousand were rejected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
aamir khan se kam nahi
Ghajini dekhne k baad andaza howa
k mein bhi Aamir Khan se kam nahi hun.
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mein bhi parhta hun,
likhta hun,
samajhta hun..
Phir 15 min baas sab bhool jata hun
when a girl come close to me
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
Whne I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every Dog see that.