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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ke koshish ke hai,
ke har amma ne mujhay apni beti ka haath dene ke saazish ke hai,
kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho,
to puri kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai,
larki kay chakar mein bhi films ke tarah end mein sub theek ho jata hai,
aur aggar sub theek na ho to chakar khatam nahi hota,
kyunke uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha
To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”
Definition of Kiss in various fields.
In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between tow lips.
In view of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which Demand is always higher than Supply.
In view of Physics: It is a source to charging human body.
In view of Computer: Two bodies are conected with each other without any data cable.
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
Rat k 3bjy ka time tha
Ma akela tha
Mri aankh badal k garjny se khul gai
ajeeb khof aur andhera chaya hua tha
Ma ne lite on ki pr bijli nhi thi
itne main darwaza bja
Main ne pocha kon?
Lekin koi na bola
Main drwazay k pas gya aur pocha kon??
Achank 1 bhiyank awaz aai
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“FARAZ!”
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
What is the similarity between a Dianasour and a sharif boy..??
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Dono ab iss duniya mein nahin paye jatey….
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
