You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
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neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
Shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
karte tahe k humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte
aur hum phir bhi na sote.
Wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
Both Are Zero
Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’
Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!
Thousand were rejected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
aamir khan se kam nahi
Ghajini dekhne k baad andaza howa
k mein bhi Aamir Khan se kam nahi hun.
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mein bhi parhta hun,
likhta hun,
samajhta hun..
Phir 15 min baas sab bhool jata hun
when a girl come close to me
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
Whne I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every Dog see that.
love and arrange
Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.
Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren
to wo love marriage hai.
10 lob mil kar dhakka dein
to wo arrange marriage hai.
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
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