Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
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Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
Shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar
karte tahe k humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte
aur hum phir bhi na sote.
Wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
Both Are Zero
Similarity Between Man & The Letter ‘Q’
Both Are Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!
Thousand were rejected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
aamir khan se kam nahi
Ghajini dekhne k baad andaza howa
k mein bhi Aamir Khan se kam nahi hun.
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mein bhi parhta hun,
likhta hun,
samajhta hun..
Phir 15 min baas sab bhool jata hun
when a girl come close to me
Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
Whne I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every Dog see that.
love and arrange
Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.
Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren
to wo love marriage hai.
10 lob mil kar dhakka dein
to wo arrange marriage hai.
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
husband’s best friend
Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My hsbnd saying he is playing golf with you.
Father of My Kids
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.