smart sms
If you like my sms,
It means I’m smart.
If you save,
means you agree I’m smart.
If you forward my sms,
means you spread that I’m smart.
If you delete my sms,
means you are jelous because
I’m smart.
Category: Naughty SMS
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smart people always busy
Why Smart People Always Say.
They are Busy
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Think ?
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(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy.. :-P
Latest way to propose a girl
Latest way to propose a girl.
Boy: excuse me…!
Girl: Yes…!
Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..
the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Jo mujhe bhool jai
DUA! Jo mujhe bhool jaye
uska mobile toot jaye
charger jal jaye
uski sim block ho jaye
misscall kare to receive ho jaye
card load kare to balance hi na aye.
AMEEN!
Losing your confidence
A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?