husband’s best friend
Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.
phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My hsbnd saying he is playing golf with you.
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Father of My Kids
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
a girl can change your aim
A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p
smart sms
If you like my sms,
It means I’m smart.
If you save,
means you agree I’m smart.
If you forward my sms,
means you spread that I’m smart.
If you delete my sms,
means you are jelous because
I’m smart.
smart people always busy
Why Smart People Always Say.
They are Busy
?
?
?
Think ?
?
?
(‘,’)
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I’m Busy.. :-P
Latest way to propose a girl
Latest way to propose a girl.
Boy: excuse me…!
Girl: Yes…!
Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..
the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Jo mujhe bhool jai
DUA! Jo mujhe bhool jaye
uska mobile toot jaye
charger jal jaye
uski sim block ho jaye
misscall kare to receive ho jaye
card load kare to balance hi na aye.
AMEEN!
Losing your confidence
A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.