Latest way to propose a girl
Latest way to propose a girl.
Boy: excuse me…!
Girl: Yes…!
Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..
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the brain is also important
The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Jo mujhe bhool jai
DUA! Jo mujhe bhool jaye
uska mobile toot jaye
charger jal jaye
uski sim block ho jaye
misscall kare to receive ho jaye
card load kare to balance hi na aye.
AMEEN!
Losing your confidence
A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
main Sher ka baita hoon
First Boy: Mujse Panga na le,
main Sher ka baita hoon.
Second Boy: Yar, Ek bat to bata
Sher ghar aaya tha, ya teri maa jungle gai thee?
Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi
Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi.!
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.
3. Bus ma seeth milne ki khushi
4.Taweel arse bad doble sawari khulne ki khushi
5.Namaz prhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6.Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile Jaib ma rahny ke khushe.
Itne khushyun k bawajod log na shukri karty hain…